TRUE STORY
One day my mother decided it was time to have that … you know … ‘talk’ with me. She determined to use a Bible story to teach me a little Bible application, and kill two stones with the same bird.
Unfortunately, she chose to enlighten me on the fine art of chastity, and elected to show Jesus’ great compassion when a woman was about to be stoned to death for … you know.
Anyway, Mom was so happy and proud of me when I told her that I thought it was a miracle! 😀
Then I clarified that it was a miracle for the woman to have done … you know … all by herself.
My mother wasn’t happy with me anymore. :'(