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When people work to make a positive change in the world, the whole thick, materialistic, selfish energy current will work against them, will try to pull them back, or to stop them at all costs.
Worth remembering.
–Anna Wysocka

Freedom Quotes:

‘’ It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.’’
–J. Krishnamurti

‘’ The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.’’
— Aung San Suu Kyi

‘’ Freedom to do what one likes is really bondage, while being free to do what one must, what is right, is real freedom.”
–Nisargdatta Maharaj

‘’ A man who believes in freedom will do anything under the sun to acquire, or preserve his freedom.’’
— Malcolm X

‘’ He only earns his freedom and his life who takes them every day by storm.’’
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

‘’Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.’’
— Albert Einstein

‘’You can be a scared slave or you can be a brave human being.’’
— Maxime Lagacé

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl who had just started to read her book replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh I don’t know,” said the atheist, “how about why there is no God or no life after death”, as he smiled smugly?

“OK,” she said, “those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass, yet the deer excretes little pellets while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies “do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God or life after death when you don’t know crap?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

(source unknown)

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity…I couldn’t put it down! 😂

Does anyone ever tort? All I ever hear are retorts. Who is doing all this torting, and why don’t they just do it right the first time? John Weldy

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If you have an unhappy thought

• an unfortunate feeling –
  Don’t beat up on yourself
  Try beating the illusion
• the whole hypnotic world mind.
  At least that’ll make you laugh!!!

˙ʇuǝpıɔɔɐ ʎq pɹɐoqʎǝʞ uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ ʇɥbnoq ı dןǝɥ

It’s been said by brilliant people, mostly Buddhists, for the last 2,600 years, that there are three great mysteries in life. To a fish, it’s the water. To a bird, it’s the air. To a human being, it’s himself.
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Let me get this straight – 65 million years ago, a giant meteor, 10 to 50 miles wide, slammed into the Yucatan, killing all dinosaurs, yet the planet was not destroyed.  But now we think cow farts will destroy the planet?   MC

When you are dead, you won’t even know that you are dead. It is a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

That depressing moment when u dip ur cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off & u wonder why bad things happen to good people*

I know a guy who suffers from paranoia & procrastination.
He thinks th whole world is out t get him but not just now.
:p :p :p :p

YOU CAN GET RESPECT from the weirdest places!!
In a café I told the waiter I wanted coffee. He set the milk pitcher down and I pushed it away. He said what DO you want? Coffee. He set the milk pitcher down again and I pushed it away again. Waddaya want then? Coffee, black coffee. He brings it with an assortment of sweeteners to which I added I don’t need those either. He brought the coffee in a dainty little cup and saucer. I said [ i thought it was inaudible] I prefer a mug. He brought the coffee back in a mug on a saucer. I pushed away the saucer.
He looked at me with a whole new kind of respect!

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I never wanted to believe my son was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I would go home, all the signs were there.
Mike Carter

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“My friend, David, had his ID stolen…
… now we just call him Dav.”
~ Timothy King

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

When new Consciousness takes over we wed the bride.
The Spirit & Soul are wedded.
Hopes & dreams become fact in universe of God.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
MPOMBO: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
MPOMBO: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
MPOMBO: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
MPOMBO: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales
MPOMBO: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner’s luck
MPOMBO: Neophyte’s serendipity.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss
MPOMBO: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together
MPOMBO: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep
MPOMBO: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is next to godliness
MPOMBO: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I’m stupid. Let me tell you something right now – that is just a coincidence. MC

The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore. RL

My friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat. RL

I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before..

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals… which just goes to show who’s driving who crazy. Russ Lewis

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know… RL

I’m starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I’ll never ever use one again. I’m so excited about it. Yes.

I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you.
RL

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
RL

When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef…
Wayne Card

Complex problems often have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
Mike Carter

Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
Mike Carter

I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out… the way to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed… why “abbreviated” is such a long word… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret?