Here’s an LOL I had once with Jesus:

Me: . J-e-e-e-e-e-e-sus!

Jesus: . What, I’m right here.

Me: . Pu-leeeze create in me a clean heart…

Jesus: . …uhhh…

Me: . And renew a right spirit within me.

Jesus: . But I did that 2,000 years ago…

Jesus: . … on the cross …

Jesus: . I did it coz I love you so very much!

Jesus: . That’s why I live through you …

Jesus: . … on the inside of you.

Jesus: . Pardon Me for taking over the conversation, but I so rarely get a chance to.

Jesus: . I could change your whole life so much that the line between you and Me would dissolve entirely …

Jesus: . … through all eternity.