EVER WONDER…

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?

Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators but we haven’t met yet.

What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section? Mike Carter