Daffynitions

YOU’RE A WINNER !!
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING . . .
THERE WERE A MILLION
DIFFERENT SPERMS
COMPETING FOR THAT EGG CELL
AND . Y O U . W O N !!

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil.

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turnaround
WHAT DOES ‘REPENT’ MEAN ?
EVEN THIS :
IF YOU’RE PETTING A CAT
AND ITS HAIR STANDS UP
SIMPLY TURN THE CAT AROUND.

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I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?

Funny - or what?
Funny – or what?