There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
4. He went into His Father’s business
5. He lived at home until he was 33
6. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
7. He talked with His hands
8. He had wine with His meals
9. He used olive oil
   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
10. He never cut His hair
11. He walked around barefoot all the time
12. He started a new religion
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
13. He was at peace with nature
14. He ate a lot of fish
15. He talked about the Great Spirit
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
16. He never got married.
17. He was always telling stories.
18. He loved green pastures.
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:
19. He treated his mama like she was a saint.
20. He always wore llantas and a serape.
21. He was a carpenter who could fix anything.
    But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
22. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
23. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
24. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

By Megan Delgleize