What’s all this ‘Jesus’ stuff?

ARE YOU IN TROUBLE ? . IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED ? . ARE YOU – NOT – OKAY ?
BUT YOU DON’T WANT ANY OF THIS JESUS STUFF, RIGHT ? . WELL, NOBODY’S GONNA KNOW NOTHIN’ IF YOU DO A LITTLE EXPERIMENT, OKAY ? . . JUST TAKE YOUR NEED TO HIM IN A HUMBLE, HEARTFELT PRAYER AND LEAVE IT THERE. . THEN – ASK – IF HE REALLY IS ALIVE AND AWARE AND INTERESTED . . FORGET ABOUT THE NEED AND FOCUS ON THE POSSIBILITIES . . THEY WILL BLOW YOU AWAY !!